Right now the Royals appear to be heading toward finding the standard lackluster gifts under the christmas tree; Jason Kendall is so far the most exiting thing and he´s about the equivalent of a paisley striped tie from JC Penny that your out-of-touch grandma bought you. The new Teahen players may turn out to be somewhere along the lines of a $20 Itunes gift card but its still too early to tell. If you´re a Royals fan this might be something like your wish list...
- Jose Guillen offers to play for free this year and donates the previous year´s salary to finding a center fielder.
- Billy Butler kisses a frog and wakes up to look like Frank Thomas in his prime
- Jason Kendall pulls an Aaron Boone and breaks his leg while riding his Harley thus nullifing his contract
- Gil Meche discovers the value of Eastern Medicine and acupuncture cures his back forever
- After Tommy John surgery Mike Aviles becomes the Royals go to flame throwing set-up man
- Matt Holliday decides he really loves the Power and Light district in KC and Scott Boras agrees to pay him out of his own pocket
- Trey Hillman just can't find good sushi in KC and returns to the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters in Japan
- David Glass checks his financial records and realizes that Wal-Mart has had a few good years and adds $100 Mil to the payroll this year, but the best part is Royals Fans (not Dayton Moore) get to vote on where to spend the money.
Apparently Royals fans have been the Naughtiest fans in baseball for 20 some years now, what is it that those Yankee fans have been doing, maybe to Santa we really are the "fly over states"?
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