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So the Royals used their usual antics - bullpen failures, ill-timed offense, dropped pop-ups, Gil Meche bricks - to lose yet another series to their arch nemesis' the Twins. Instead of re-hashing a bunch of very forgettable moments from this past weekend lets take a look at things the Royals could do to totally redeem themselves...

1. Admit that Bruce Chen coming-up isn't the answer to the bullpen problems and just tell us the truth: he and Trey are really good poker buddies.

2. Tell us that this year's team was built to trade not to win; we have enough spare parts to rebuild a '73 Camaro. Dayton knew this year was a wash but he really wanted to have something to do when the Royals were out of the race by June. We might as well start talking about trade deadline possibilities there really isn't much else right now.

3. Confirm what we already know: Chris Getz is actually Dayton Moore and Trey Hilman's genetically engineered love child. I'm sure by now everyone has read this KC Star article letting us know that Getz is more important to the team than Alex Gordon.

4. Stop telling us that they see no problems with Meche's mechanics/arm/delivery angle/hat size/eye sight/chapped lips and let us know that yes after three terrible starts there might just be a problem with Gil.

5. End the Trey Hilman experiment sooner than later. Juan Cruz' release wasn't enough to let us know Dayton is sick of losing and under-performance. Since he can't fire himself then he should just put Trey out of his miseries and not make him suffer through the rest of the season. Frank White is the answer!